maintain a healthy level of insanity.. This will definitely make your day!!!!?
1. At Lunch
Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See
If They Slow Down.
2.
Page Yourself Over
The Intercom.
Don’t Disguise
Your Voice!
3.
Every Time Someone
Asks You To
Do Something,
ask If they
want fries with that.
4.
Put Decaf In The
Coffee Maker
For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to
Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘For Marijuana’
6.
Skip down the hall Rather Than
Walk and see how many looks you
get.
7. Order a Diet Water
whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order
Is ‘To
Go’.
9. Sing Along At
The Opera.
10. Five Days In
Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’ t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache .
11.
When The Money Comes Out of The ATM,
Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards
the Parking lot, Yelling
‘Run For Your Lives! They’re
Loose!’
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
14. PICK UP A
BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM
IS.
sohowestt24th 
abahahahahahahahhahhahahaa.
you made my day!
im gonna do all of these!
I am 12 what is this?
i enjoyed it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVE IT!
omfg i am totally gonna do all of those except the condom one cuz i don’t have a c**k to put them on (i’m a girl)
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA! I LOVE IT!
#3 my fave, already done it!
FIERCE_09
What a riot I love it.
hahaha im gonna do this
I’ll add to it. I called my employer and said my bag broke and I’m male.Afterwards I showed up to work and it took him over 3 hours to realize he had been duped.
Ha! I’d seen this once before! Love it!
absolutely priceless!!!!!! starred!!!!!!
hahahahaha thats soo funny????
15- when you come to some automatic doors, wave your arms and loudly shout ‘OPEN SESAME!’ as they open. People will think you have magic powers. Mad people.
oh, you might enjoy this video- ‘not the sunscreen song’ by John Saffran. It contains a veritable cornucopia of good advice 😀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YwqFz14xY4
16. When at the check out of any store, ask the cashier, “Do you take Federal Reserve Notes?” Then watch how they respond. Say, “This is all I have.” Some go ask their manager or say, “No.” or “I don’t know.”
If someone really did that it would be funny.
lol
LOL A star for you!