I have a pee test coming up and I was wondering what are some ways that I can get marijuana to leave my pee faster? I know it stays in your system for a longgg asss time so I’m a little bit worried. Any suggestions? And no stupid ones like “how about not doing drugs” (ignorant people), only real answers that I’d want to see please. HELP!! : )
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Find someone to piss for you.
My moms friends son drank cap of bleach. not very safe but it worked with in a few hours.
You can also sweat it out, that also worked for someone I know. You can also drink vinegar.
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What ever you do don’t ever drink bleach, that’ll kill you.
There are some products online that purportedly work.
Most sites that sell MJ accessories, or even smoke shops, tend to sell detox kits.
Drink a lot of water in order to wash you body out.
Get some exercise done, that way you can sweat out a good amount of the THC.
A Tibetan Buddhist trick to sweat was to eat a lot of spicy food, so if you like spicy food, try it.
Also, though you probably don’t want to hear this, I would suggest to take a tolerance break. A few days to 2 weeks off would allow your body to cleanse itself of a the THC. This also allows you to feel it more when you smoke again–this is an incentive to take a break because you will save some money in the process.
Drink lots of water and run everyday. The more you sweat the better.
well it depends how long u have
if u have a while like atleast 2 weeks then just dont smoke anymore and work out.
id u dont have that kinda time, do wut i always do… drink alot of watter right before the test, until your pee is clear and there u go
Don’t listen to all the stupid things people say like: drink bleach, drink vinegar, or whatever. I am very experienced with taking drug tests and trying to pass. The only real way to pass a drug test is to not smoke weed as long as you can before the test. Stay hydrated everyday so you pee a lot. If you have been smoking everyday for a while you will need up to 4 weeks (I tried everything i could and nothing but time got it out)…If you only blaze like once a week, you should be good in about a week.
On the day of your test, drink a gallon of water in the morning to dilute your pee as much as possible. Also never give the first pee of the day (has the most thc metabolites in it)
Well it really depends . If you smoke everyday , the minimum it will take is around 3 weeks to get the THC out of your system .And thats if you try really hard !
If you smoked like once in the last month , it takes like a week to get rid of THC (if you try really hard)
Drink lots of green tea . Its REALLY rich in antioxidants which cleanse out your fat cells (which is where THC is stored in your body) , thus getting rid of alot of THC .
Of course this isnt going to happen instantly .
You have to have like 3 cups a day for a certain amount of time .
Trust me it works. I did it . !
Need more information to give you a decent answer. When was the last time you smoked? How often and for how long have you smoked? When is the test?
If you only smoke once or twice a month then you should be clear in 3-7 days. For every day smokers you could test positive for 1-3 months.
Obviously don’t smoke until your test. Saturate your system the day before with as much water as you can comfortably drink. You don’t have to drown yourself. The morning of the test pee as soon as you wake up. Then continue drinking as much water and peeing as much as possible until you take the test. Don’t drink a gallon of water and hold it until the test. You must continue to pee as much as possible.
Now with all of this water in your system your urine is going to be very clear and lack some of the normal elements that are usually present. This might set off some red flags with the testers. In order to avoid this you can take some creatine. Creatine will replace these elements and color.
You can try one of those cleansing drinks but I don’t think they are worth the money. All those drinks do is overload your system with water and dilute your urine the same way drinking a large amount of water would. A lot of these drinks also contain creatine for the same reason I mentioned above.
Drug tests have a certain threshold that has to be broken before you are considered positive. So by diluting with as much water as possible it isn’t hard to get under that level.
It’s sad that we still live in a world where people who choose to relax with marijuana rather than alcohol are treated like criminals. Good luck to you.